crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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I did not intend to get this drunk Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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im never opening up to anyone ever again its a stupid idea

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Other people are not medicine. It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via shante-atthedisco)

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officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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